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Name: Benjamin Diebold
Location: Portland, Oregon, United States

Born in a laundromat in Scottsdale, Arizona, I moved to Portland in 1983 so my parents could work on the local Mondale/Ferraro campaign.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

BREAKING; Colbert's "Scorn" tested on animals!

I have it on good authority that the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals will anounce a country-wide boycott of Stephen Colbert's fragrance line this week, due to the fact that it is tested on bunnies and kittens. According to the press release:
Pennyover Labs earned the distinction of being ranked No. 1 on People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals list of the top 10 worst offenders for lab animal treatment, according to a PETA statement.
Company officials were not available to comment on the ranking Wednesday.
Darlene Petrie, PETA director of research and investigation said they chose Pennyover because of its high-profile testing of Stephen Colbert's fragrance, "Scorn."
Said Petrie, "The vivisection of innocent bunnies and kittens for the sole purpose of furthering the sales of a fragrance, while technically not illegal, is certainly immoral."

Please join me in refusing to buy Stephen Colbert's "Scorn." Not that I'd buy it anyway because it probably smells like Tom DeLay.

4 Comments:

Blogger chroncburst said...

Fuck you, Stephen Colbert is the "Kool"est person ever. Why don't you start watching his show and stop jerking off.

8:41 AM  
Blogger chroncburst said...

Fuck you, Stephen Colbert is the "Kool"est person ever. Why don't you start watching his show and stop jerking off.

8:41 AM  
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Blogger Kat said...

That's outrageous! I'm boycotting "Scorn". It's also rumored to have 'bear repellant' in it. Evil! - Katbear

1:47 PM  

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